January 2012
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November 2011
7 posts
allisonelisabeta:
Brother, sister, mother, father sleeping, standing underwater.
Sinking, swimming, floating, dreaming forward moving, backward thinking.
Brother
Sister
Mother
Father
1 2 3 4 underwater. 1 2 3 4 underwater.
October 2011
45 posts
Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
NO HABLA INGLÉS.
theprincedouche:
I always check behind the shower curtain before I use the bathroom in case there is a killer behind it because I think there a few things worse than being murdered mid-poop.
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“When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: “If you live each day as...”
– Steve Jobs.
It’s been posted and it’ll be posted a million times more, but once in a while someone comes along, changes everything, and tells us how he did it. We should listen.
(via hammerito)
Hey Steve Jobs,
sketchmedesire:
I’m typing this on my Macbook.
…Thanks. :)