April 2012
8 posts
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
Mythbusters seriously needs to do an episode to see if two people could actually fit on that goddamn door without flipping it or sinking it so that we can finally put this issue to bed after fifteen years.
Greek mythology in two sentences:
creamteasandjammydodgers:
pettyartist:
averypotterurl:
Everyone’s name starts with an A
It’s probably Zeus’ kid
3. Even if it doesn’t explicitly SAY the character is related to Zeus, they’re still related to Zeus.
4. Seriously, that guy turned into a swan to impregnate a chick
5. And and a shower of golden rain
6. I mean, what is up with that?
7. And a bull.
8. And a tree.
9. Plus...
January 2012
10 posts
November 2011
7 posts
allisonelisabeta:
Brother, sister, mother, father sleeping, standing underwater.
Sinking, swimming, floating, dreaming forward moving, backward thinking.
Brother
Sister
Mother
Father
1 2 3 4 underwater. 1 2 3 4 underwater.
October 2011
45 posts
Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
NO HABLA INGLÉS.
theprincedouche:
I always check behind the shower curtain before I use the bathroom in case there is a killer behind it because I think there a few things worse than being murdered mid-poop.
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